Wednesday, October 06, 2004
Infamous Monsters of Filmland
Update: Ace of Spades has an even SCARIER shot, if you can believe that!
Update 2007: More monsters here
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Yeah, I thought somebody might take it that way, but it's really all about the pompadour. The guy's hair is simply too ridiculous to not make fun of. And if somebody wants to read things into it that aren't there, it probably says more about their assumptions than anything on my part.
Besides Rev. Al is so horrible a person that I would have rather placed him beside the Demon cover (which should appear in Part II), but that Charlton Heston reference was too hard to pass up.
and this one of Lee Harvey Oswald:
Separated at birth?
You racist moron.
At least you expect the Spanish Inquisition... genius! I predict 1 visitor in 70 gets it...
Zapatero is the Prime Minister of Spain, not president, you moron! Spain is a monarchy! Idiot.
Otherwise quite nice.
And to think there are people who call conservatives stupid...
>Zapatero is the Prime Minister of Spain, not president, you moron!
I wasn't expecting a kind of Spanish Inquisition! (Thanks; correction noted.)
>Hey, moron, did you know that Korla is an anagram for moron?
No, but did you know that "anonymous" is an anagram for:
"O no! My anus!"
But, fair is fair - after the election, do the Bushies and the right wing pundits and spinners. I'll bet you're already halfway there with the stuff you found for this one.
I'll tell you what: if Bush wins, I will do just that. It may take a while to put it together, but I don't mind a challenge.
So if you really want to see it, make sure everybody you know votes for Bush.
Personally, I thought all of these were hilarious.
i also wonder where is monsieur moore.
An observation : Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead. His spirit is alive in Mr. Aznar's Partido Popular which is still packed with ex-falangist proto-fascists. Thanks to his own retardedness no longer in power.
Recomendation : Ariel Sharon in all respects is a fit candidate to the club. Hint.Handsome Frankie
But my real point was, were any of the people here upset when liberals were comparing Bush to Hitler? Putting patriotic Americans up next to some truly evil people (like Castro, Quadaffi, and the terrorists) is really beyond the pale. The closemindedness of thinking all people who disagree with you are evil, and need to be censored, is what is UNAMERICAN!
And the failure to be able (or willing) to listen to criticism is what has led Bush astray in a very just war in Iraq. Discussion and argument will lead us to a better America. It has worked for 220 years...
I'm a Bush voter, and I really don't like Kerry, Nader, Franken, etc, but I agree with the above comment. Leftists are mistaken, but they are not evil, or the enemy. Implicitly including them in the same category as terrorists and Communists is the kind of demonizing you see all the time on democraticunderground.com. It would have been funny without the sour taste had you picked one category or the other and just done that.
Since 1956, Weekly Reader students in grades 1-12 have correctly picked the presidenthttp://www.weeklyreader.com/election_vote.asp
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I do get your point. But first of all, I am comparing all the above to movie monsters. I not comparing them to eachother, or equating liberal pundits with mass murdering terrorists. The whole Bush=Hitler thing was not something I would ever emulate.
Second, there is a reason such people as Al Gore and Dan Rather are being parodied in the same table as Fidel Castro and Mohammed Atta. They are all personalities that are championed, supported or excused by the extreme "left." The Michael Moores and Ted Ralls and Guardians of the world are as quick to make the United States the villain in its battle against Bin Laden as they are to support Kerry or to quote Chomsky.
To these people it's all good. If it is something that slows the war on terror, or sabotages Bush in some way, then all other considerations are irrelevant. And so, for this page, I do not draw lines based on how horrible a monster they are. It is based on whether or not, in a yes or no context, they believe America is too powerful and culturally influential, and should be taken down a notch.
Third, it's mostly just a joke, and giving relatively harmless commentators like Estrich the same treatment as Khalid Shaikh Mohammed is so obviously over the top that it's part of what makes it funny.
And just to be fair, I am going to hold to my pledge that if Bush won, I would give rightwingers, pro-war pundits, Republicans and coalition allies the same treatment. It will take a while, but check back now and then. After all, you guys came through on your end.
Some of our comments above may include links that are no longer valid or that do not have a nofollow value. They might very well lead you today to a third party. Therefore,
I ask you, if you would be so kind, to please delete or disregard those
Many thanks and best wishes,
Iza, Roberto Iza
Muy Señores Míos:
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