Thursday, January 06, 2005
Shocking Proof that Ghosts Exist!
We know from Dan Rather's own testimony that he has communed with the ghost of his hero, Edward R. Murrow, who haunts the third floor at CBS headquarters.
Now, with the imminent release of the report from CBS' internal investigation into Rathergate, Dan needs all the advice he can get from the spirit world. And last night, at perhaps the most stressful point in his career, Dan Rather was captured by the security cameras at CBS HQ actually communing with the very real spirit of Murrow!
I haven't slept since I saw this tape. You may wish to wait until the light of day before you dare to view it. IT WILL MAKE YOUR SKIN CRAWL.
The ghostly images aren't obvious at first. You really have to get right up close to the screen and stare down the dark corridor for about twenty seconds before your eyes start to make out something unexplainable. I'm still not sure if there's some logical explanation for it.
See the security tape here. (Thanks to my anonymous contact in CBS Security for smuggling this out.)
Disclaimer: This security footage file is 2 MB in size. IT IS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN, PREGNANT WOMEN OR PEOPLE WITH WEAK HEARTS!
(For the shocking inside scoop on exactly how Bill Burkett forged the infamous memos, check here.)Update from Ace of Spades:
I'm always amused by the comparisons between this story and Watergate. Dan Rather, muttering to himself as he wanders the halls aimlessly -- perhaps speaking to a portrait of Edward R. Murrow? -- is just another example that history repeats itself, especially if you're a retard.
I 'm wondering if anybody else has noticed the other portraits hanging in the CBS News "Hall of Heroes"...
Leering, nebulous phantoms... Aaarghh!
You- you should have WARNED us!
I mean, more stridently than you did.
It's as authentic as the memo from Lucy Ramirez.
You're just afraid to admit that ghosts are real.
I'm waiting until morning.
I've seen that stupid BOO vid too many times, when the poletgeist face POPS out at ya...and it's telling me to "look closer, closer.." I don't trust it.
And BOO it was.
I'm trying to swallow my heart back down now...
Why do you all do that? Arrgg...so scary...
I HAVE had authentic experiences with TWO ghosts, so KNOW they are real. I got freaked out both times, b/c it's so jarring to experience such contact. I hope if/when it happens again, I will not freak out and can keep from getting so scared.