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Wednesday, April 13, 2005


How Bush Killed the Pope

Part 7 in a series

Der Spiegel (via James Taranto) describes a German parliament member's theory on how Bush cleverly caused the Pope's death:

Germany's highest ranking female member of parliament has a new theory: the US government set the Catholic pedophilia scandal in motion because it wanted to weaken an already frail pope. That's also why it made Poland its chief partner in the Iraq war: to make the Vatican look bad. . . .

It seems the U.S. had to do something to weaken the influence of the pope, who was an outspoken opponent of the war in Iraq. Vollmer finds it all very suspicious that after the war, "Poland was made a top occupying power in Iraq, naturally to weaken the pope's hinterland. Or how then, of all times, the campaign against the Catholic Church and the pedophilia was started, which was, of course, totally justified, but at this point in time was definitely a tit-for-tat response." Vollmer found it somehow strange that the US presidents traveled to the Vatican despite the "tough power struggles."

Well, this is obviously a bogus explanation, just on the face of it.

HERE is the real explanation:

Thank you - it all makes sense now. I knew, deep inside, that Chimpy McBusHitler was guilty, but I couldn't put my finger on exactly WHY.
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