Monday, October 29, 2007

 

How Bush Caused Wildfires

Part 8 in a series...

This one should be self-explanatory. It wasn't global warming. It wasn't Al Qaeda. It wasn't even Blackwater.

It certainly wasn't the same damn Santa Ana wind that causes wildfires in California every single year without fail.

No, sir! It was all Bush's fault.

Update: Oh, what a nice little Lanche! Welcome, Instapundit readers.


Comments:
Bush DID cause the wildfires, and here's how.

a) Just by being in power, the mere idea of clearing the forests of excess brush caused the Sierra Club to leap into action and stop the evil Republican plan to destroy the forests by preventing them from burning down. Thus Bush deliberately created a fire hazard by trying to prevent said fire hazard.

b) Bush's evil clearly has driven a certain man insane, so insane that he decided to start a fire.

c) Bush's evil, evil veto of S-CHIP caused the democrats to denounce the evil Republican plan to kill all children so vociferously that the volume of hot air emitted created the Santa Ana winds.

See, it's obvious!
 
Funny...I lived in California during the Carter regime and the first half of the Clinton regime.

I distinctly remember two bad droughts and lots of forest fires. None of the Usual Suspect MSM lefty turds tried to blame all that on either of those "gentlemen".

No media bias here, folks, move along...
 
It was Karl Rove. He "resigned" in order to go deeper behind the scenes. He thought that by torching out a million liberal he would force them to Arizona where they would be in the minority. Notice how Orange County didn't get hit very much?

It's Rove I tell you.
 
Nice work!

You saved me days of work. Off on jet fuel plane now.

Anon Dem
Caribbean
 
I distinctly remember two bad droughts and lots of forest fires. None of the Usual Suspect MSM lefty turds tried to blame all that on either of those "gentlemen".

Yeah me too and Bill Clinton never came to one of our disasters.
 
Hahahahaha
 
Mark Furman did it.
 
Couldn't one argue that it was Barbara and George 'h''s fault?

(Please, no diagrams of them meeting and having sex...)

I'm sure Quantum Leap, oops...Journeyman, will go back in time to stop Bushitler from being spawned. The guy is from SF, after all.
 
I hope those homeowners are happy.

Their collection of flamable materials(housing materials) was a disaster waitng to happen.

The ones who lost their houses should have to pay some sort of carbon offsets for all the pollution they are causing.
 
What do you call a Tree Hugger in San Diego?

A flaming liberal.
 
Tom,

The match didn't lit,
So you must acquit!
 
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